Martha Stewart Christmas Slippers, I couldn't resist

Let me know your sizes. Christmas is tight this year.
How to make bedroom slippers out of maxi pads:

• You need four maxis to make a pair.
• Two of them get laid out flat, for the foot part.
• The other two wrap around the toe area to form the top.
• Tape or glue each side of the top pieces to the bottom of the foot part.
• Decorate the tops with whatever you desire, silk flowers, etc.

These slippers are:

• Soft and Hygienic
• Non-slip grip strips on the soles
• Built in deodorant feature keeps feet smelling fresh
• No more bending over to mop up spills
• Disposable and biodegradable
• Environmentally safe

Three convenient sizes: Regular, Light day, and Get out the Sand Bags.